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{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What does an angry pepper do?","punchline":"It gets jalapeño face.","id":236}
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{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?","punchline":"To hold his pants up.","id":323}
{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only cat is about 3 to 5 years while an indoor-only cat can live 16 years or much longer.","length":124}
{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
{"slip": { "id": 110, "advice": "Give up your seat for someone who needs it."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.","punchline":"I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'","id":397}
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{"slip": { "id": 60, "advice": "Fail. Fail again. Fail better."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?","punchline":"Because he had a vowel movement.","id":314}
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Elisabeth Kontomanou is a French jazz singer and composer who has lived in America and Sweden.
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