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{"type":"standard","title":"Promachoteuthis sloani","displaytitle":"Promachoteuthis sloani","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7249669","titles":{"canonical":"Promachoteuthis_sloani","normalized":"Promachoteuthis sloani","display":"Promachoteuthis sloani"},"pageid":8392965,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f7/Promachoteuthis_sloani_third_specimen.JPG/330px-Promachoteuthis_sloani_third_specimen.JPG","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/Promachoteuthis_sloani_third_specimen.JPG","width":2272,"height":1704},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1286727933","tid":"7bf26ae4-1ed0-11f0-a769-dc68f9dec23e","timestamp":"2025-04-21T16:48:43Z","description":"Species of squid","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promachoteuthis_sloani","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promachoteuthis_sloani?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promachoteuthis_sloani?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Promachoteuthis_sloani"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promachoteuthis_sloani","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Promachoteuthis_sloani","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promachoteuthis_sloani?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Promachoteuthis_sloani"}},"extract":"Promachoteuthis sloani is a species of squid from the northern Atlantic Ocean. It was known from only three dead specimens until 2024 when a live specimen was observed and photographed in the Nazca Ridge. Very little is understood of its biology. P. sloani is characterised by several morphological features: nuchal fusion is absent between the head and mantle, the arms generally bear 3–4 series of suckers, and papillae are present on the tentacles.","extract_html":"
Promachoteuthis sloani is a species of squid from the northern Atlantic Ocean. It was known from only three dead specimens until 2024 when a live specimen was observed and photographed in the Nazca Ridge. Very little is understood of its biology. P. sloani is characterised by several morphological features: nuchal fusion is absent between the head and mantle, the arms generally bear 3–4 series of suckers, and papillae are present on the tentacles.
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